Celebrity What?!

Celebrity Big Brother has just started up again on Channel 5! And if that's not a good enough reason to hoy a camshaft through your television I don't know what is. Honestly, on "eviction day" they should have a secret extra phone number that costs £2.50, and the option is to leave them all in there, lock the doors and turn the cameras off. £2.50 well spent, I think you'll agree. These godawful gobshites are on the telly for hours every night, while Wacky Mick Wilkes shipped his HA Viva van over to the States, and competed in (and completed!) Hot Rod Drag Week and he's delighted that he made a small article in the Halesowen free newspaper...

If ever there was a better reason to sack the telly and hit the laptop, I can't think what it might be. First port of call should be the HRG Faecebook page. That's buzzing at the moment, and what it really needs is anyone with any old photos of HRG/NSCC events to get the buggers scanned in and posted up. With a bit of luck, you'll be seeing some posts on this blog from erstwhile HRG stalwarts like Ed Gasket and Roady before too long, and it'll be just like the good old days. But with more expensive fuel. And more GATSO cameras. And so on.

Stay tuned to the HRG blog when, with a bit of luck, we might have some actual content for you. And check the HRG Faecebook page for the regular bursts of profanity and idiocy. And don't go on there bleating about Celebrity Big Brother or we'll come round your house and stuff your computer up your cack-hatch.

Eugene